In the toy section of CVS I found a wonderful thing: Plastic Army Men. Not only were there fresh bags of Army men (A toy which I'd figured had gone extinct), but there were two different colors. That means I could have a little war! And if that wasn't enough, it seems that these aren't the cheep ones either. There are no less than 12 different poses for the little warriors.
- Bazooka Guy
- Recon/Radio Guy
- Wading-through-chest-high-water Guy
- Crawling-under-barbed-wire Guy
- 30cal-machine-gun Guy
- C.O. Guy
- Kneeling-with-rifle Guy
- Running-with-rifle Guy
- Prone-with-rifle Guy
- Bayonet Guy
- Minesweeper Guy
- Mortar Guy
I'm thinking that with all of my new subjects I might do a war documentary. Something about an embedded plastic journalist inside a platoon of plastic soldiers seems like it could be funny. I just have to keep from running afoul of the plastic censors at the plastic pentagon.
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